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Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.
Jason
by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025
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Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher
kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
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Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.
Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs
by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025
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[jason]

the absolute greatest person alive. actually cares about your well being, funny, sincere, a truly remarkable person. without him i would more then likely be dead, or killed. <3
by <3scissorhands January 31, 2009
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jason mewes

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.
I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.
by BChewalski March 5, 2013
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jason dean

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.
1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”
by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018
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Jason the hell out

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.
Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.
by Rollingxbigshot October 4, 2017
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