Jane

Jane is the absolute best friend you could ever even hope for. She isn't judgy, even though sometimes she can be a little intimidating when you first meet her. She quite literally can change your life. Jane is the kind of friend that makes you see the blessings in trials, accidents, or even coincidences without even trying. Jane is the answer to the prayer you've been praying for years. When you're with Jane you can be yourself, 100% with no act, no faking a smile or pretending you're something that you're not. Even though Jane is perfect at literally everything except Spanish ;) she always makes you feel good about yourself and when you leave her presence you just feel like a million bucks and like nothing can stop you. Jane is a friend who can make you smile when you don't want to and make your bad days good, your good days better, and your better days the best. Jane's hugs are the absolute best thing in the entire universe and a single hug from Jane could get you through a whole entire week. When you first meet her it might be a little bit awkward lol but it's 1000000% worth it. She might seem intimidating at first but she turns out to be sweet and kind and the best friend you could ask for. She's freaking gorgeous and all the guys are after her, but sometimes she doesn't believe it. Regardless, she makes you feel amazing about yourself and always know what to say. If you're in need of a solid friend who isn't fake and genuinely cares, get yourself a Jane.

"Danggg that girl slays; she's hot, she's nice, and she's good at everything!"
"mhm that's because it's Jane. There's no one else quite like her..."

by twocoolwaffles April 07, 2022

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the name of a sexy bisexual emo girl, who skateboards, watches anime all day, is a pro pvper & builder in minecraft, has super curly dark red hair. She’s extremely talkative and knows how to keep a conversation going. She listens to slipknot, deftones, and lil darkie on the daily bases and sleeps with frequency healing music every night. She’s obsessed with romance books especially by colleen hoover and her favorite anime of all time is vinland saga, dororo, and haikyu. Her favorite color is black and a very dark red or purple. She’s a Leo and is obsessed with wearing all black and huge baggy pants. Her friend’s say she give’s off witch vibes. She’s not a people pleaser and hate’s people who are people pleaser. She absolutely hates being called Jan, Jamie, James and most of all Plain Jane. Jane is the craziest person in her friend group and she’s proud of it. Her standards for men are way too high after being heartbroken way too many times and reading/watching too many romance books and movies. Lastly, she’s really funny, an empathetic, understanding, caring, affectionate person to people she loves and many people actually don’t know that because people just never stick around like ever and sometimes she get’s sad about it.

*Jane starts Singing*

“COME ON, FUCK ME,EMO BOY
COME ON, FUCK ME, EMO BOY”

The love of my life is Megan Fox

by emoboylovermommy123 March 04, 2022

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Wish’s her name was Jayne with a y, but her parents fucked up when they didn’t add it on the day she wishes she wasn’t born. Ultimately planning to change her name when she’s old enough, just to add the y. Jane has a peculiar face, sort of handsome and sort of sexy at the same time. Her cheekbones are stone cold, but her smile is even colder. It’ll either make you run away, or smile back, ‘cause she really doesn’t smile all that much. Her face will remind you of a painting. Her sense of humour is elite. Sarcasm, mostly. But also with a hint of darkness and sex jokes. Other odd things too. Most people don’t get it, probably because they’re losers. Jane has a great sense of style but doesn’t really realize it. Although her and her family struggle with money, she doesn’t let it show. Jane is either angry or psycho, maybe both. She’s wicked smart though. She doesn’t really care what you think about her, but she’ll still threaten you openly, no matter how big a crowd can get. Jane’s a great friend, has lots of them even. When she meets a stranger, or mutual, she’s automatically laidback, funny and comfortable. But it’s impossible for her to let you into her soul all the way. If you’re a dickhead to anybody that’s close to her, she’ll fuck you up, words or fists. Both options sting equally enough. The voices in Janes head are most likely loud enough for everyone else to hear. So, if you know a Jane, become friends with her! Or she might just turn the world into ash.

Anthony! Who’s the hell is that girl over there with the sick outfit and the swagger walk?

Oh, you mean Jane? Yeah, she’s fucking gangster, don’t fuck around with her or you’ll be too transfixed to leave those beautiful eyes behind.

Hey, I’m Anthony.

Nice to meet you, Tony. I’m your worst nightmare.

by dickhead52837 September 30, 2021

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