Jumbo Jet

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.

Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.

by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 22, 2023

Bubbenhall hot jet

When one farts into a persons oxygen machine intake.

“You should have seen it last week bro I farted into my grandmothers oxygen machine and have her a bubbenhall hot jet”

by Avgunners February 10, 2025

Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

Jet Paskinski

People look at and wonder what my name is then I say.... Stop wondering my name's Jeeeeet 👅

My name's Jet!
Jet Paskinski

by evetheman11 October 6, 2018

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Jet

A musty-ass bottom-feeding little bastard who steals art and solicits personal information from minors

"Jet is that icecream flavor, no one likes, not even the shopkeepers"

by I'm always right, never wrong August 9, 2022

Jet Packinski

The sexiest man alive

OMG! Jet Packinski is so hot!

by biggerthanmycountry August 21, 2018