ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016

ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

ear error

1. (Noun) Ear Error is a type of style of music that combines electronic, hip hop, and a variety of styles of music into a concoction of musical bliss. It is heavily influenced by futuristic/robotic sounds with a mixture of old school hip hop and rock music. The combination in theory should not work, but due to the expertise of the Producer and/or Musician the combination comes together causing the listener "Ear Error".

2. (Verb) To cause someone blissful ear pleasure by playing a sound and/or song.

1.)
Jack: Yo did you hear that song by Tito?

Dom: Brooo it was fire !
Jack: I agree bro Do you know what type of style it is ?

Dom: Brooo its "Ear Error"!

2.)
Wow your song is causing me ear error

by Mechatronica April 10, 2020

Low-ear

someone who is inbred, a total moron lacking common sense.

"joe is a total low-ear for destroying that car window" said dave.

by Chris Renaldi December 3, 2006

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019

Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017