by Dswagga March 30, 2009
Get the Hurtastic mug.1. N. A sharp edge or corner, any hard or rough place that could cause a minor injury if touched or bumped.
2. Adj. having the appearance or feeling of pain, soreness, bleeding or bruising caused by bumping or touching something, associated with minor first aid.
2. Adj. having the appearance or feeling of pain, soreness, bleeding or bruising caused by bumping or touching something, associated with minor first aid.
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by Marbearxoxo August 15, 2010
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When in the middle of having what you think is an heartfelt, loving conversation, he suddenly stumps and stuns you with an off handed remark that has a serious doubling meaning (and you get the feeling he wanted you to get it) and the conversation suddenly takes a turn for the worse. He then begins to tell you how he didn't really mean it the way it came across, but you're so stunned all you can focus on is WHAT he said! He always means well so you're easily convinced this was a slip of the tongue. A fart of the mouth if you will. A "humstun" truly is a slip of the tongue, or accident unlike the humslip where the double meaning slips right by you but was said purposefully.
When in the middle of having what you think is an heartfelt, loving conversation, he suddenly stumps and stuns you with an off handed remark that has a serious doubling meaning (and you get the feeling he wanted you to get it) and the conversation suddenly takes a turn for the worse. He then begins to tell you how he didn't really mean it the way it came across, but you're so stunned all you can focus on is WHAT he said! He always means well so you're easily convinced this was a slip of the tongue. A fart of the mouth if you will. A "humstun" truly is a slip of the tongue, or accident unlike the humslip where the double meaning slips right by you but was said purposefully.
J: Psycho girls suck!
T: What? I'm not psycho. And what do you mean I suck??
J: No baby I meant to say psycho girl's slick. You got mad interrogation skills baby!"
T: Don't try and humstun me! I heard what you said!
T: What? I'm not psycho. And what do you mean I suck??
J: No baby I meant to say psycho girl's slick. You got mad interrogation skills baby!"
T: Don't try and humstun me! I heard what you said!
by you just got licked January 9, 2011
Get the humstun mug.Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"
by thandor November 14, 2012
Get the humster mug.When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.
"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "
First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."
First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."
by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013
Get the Hirst mug.persons who work in "cuddle cafes" in Japan. a cuddle cafe is akin to other types of cafes where you pay for an item or service. in this case, you pay for an allotted time with a professional cuddler. (one of my nephews made this word up.)
by swiss smarty November 28, 2013
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