Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch

Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019

moth is horny

Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.

" Yeah, moth is horny. "

by m0th_from_GJ October 15, 2020

Hug Horny

Really wanting physical contact with someone that you highly value something as simple as a hug.

"Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."

by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020

Horny Joe

When a certain mr mama gets a little sexy during the late night hours and instantly becomes funnier than normal which is still the bare minimum of funny and is usually activated by pictures of Grug Crood or Dylan

Oh god it’s horny joe time

by KackJobus445 December 11, 2020

Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 5, 2018

Horny Kanichiwa

Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun

Uwu John Doe you make me horny kanichiwa

Uwu, Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun

by JFKatDC320 July 29, 2021

Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020