Heaven

A place made up by christians so that they may threaten they're offspring into behaving and taking punishment.

Mom said I'm not gonna get into heaven

"Your not getting into heaven!!!" -mom

by God Themself October 11, 2020

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.

Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!

by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020

Heaven

Somewhere where you won't go.

Nigga: I'm ganna go to heaven!
Kid: Me too!
Me: Bruh.

by Do not use your real name kid March 22, 2020

Heaven

Heaven is a hot girl who underestimates herself, shes nice, awesome, sussy, pretty, everything in all, she's got plenty of friends (anxiety included), draws really good, downside is she's easily manipulated

Person 1: Hey, I wanted to say you're cute and you draw really well!

Heaven: Oh uh thanks! But the drawings not really that good!

by DreamyBaka May 3, 2022

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 5, 2019