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Handshake

Player 1 : That was a awesome head shot *shakes*
Player 2 : thanks, wha i dont even get $5 for that?
by Foug January 18, 2004
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Dutch Handshake

The act of blowing your nose into your hand and getting it all snotty and wet and giving a guy a hand job. They are commonly done in the winter in Holland because many people have runny noses at that time of year.
I had a runny nose so I gave this dude a Dutch Handshake!
by aliastierny March 9, 2007
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hardstyle handshake

Gay sex technique popular in the Hardcore Music Scene. Usually the respective singers of two bands will get down on one knee facing each other and clasp hands. The rest of the band/bands will line up behind them and pose for a picture, right before an oral gangbang of the two dudes on their knees holding hands.

Note* if you see two guys doing the hardstyle handshake WITHOUT a group of guys lined up behind them, this is usually an indicator that they are looking to blow at least 4 guys

Q: what's up with that retarded handshake those two guys are doin in front of those other guys?

A: they are getting ready to blow all those guys, and they just wanna hold hands while they do it. I think they really like each other. Its called the hardstyle handshake or something.
by paultergeist April 2, 2014
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Banana Handshake

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.
by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008
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Peruvian Handshake

A Peruvian male tradition occuring when two individuals meet. Out of respect, one man holds his hand out, signalling to the other man that he left his poison tipped arrow at home. In response, the second man either extends his hand, grasps the other man's hand, grabs firmly and, in perfect harmony guides both hands up and down like a kite on a white, sandy Lima beach. Or he grabs his poison tipped arrow out of his napsack and stabs the other man three times in the forehead.

The Peruvian handshake has become banal in most cultures. For this reason, the "Peruvian" is often dropped, and the gesture is more widely known as "The Handshake".
After the Aztec ball game of Toltec, players from the losing team rarely engage in Peruvian handshakes with members of the winning team, because they are summarily executed, and their skulls are instantaneously turned in to the balls for th next game.
by Lyger_Lvr_4_Evr December 29, 2008
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Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.
Dude, bonus points if you get twins!
by jack November 24, 2003
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Jewish Handshake

Another word for a hand job, or the act of a girl giving a guy a hand job.(jaking a guy off): Never referred to when a male does this to himself.

You can recieve a Jewish Handshake, you just can't give yourself one.
Ya, Stacey came over last night. She gave me the good ol' "Jewish Handshake". If you know what I mean.
by Nidnal January 28, 2008
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