Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.

WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024

twink handler

A twink’s bestfriend who keeps him from making poor decisions. Usually a pretty girl with similar interests as the twink. Without his handler the twink will turn into a demon twink (the WORST kind of twink)

“that twink handler needs to do a better job of controlling her twink; he’s literally demon twinking rn.”
“michael is having a hard time; he just lost his twink handler”

by brandonmurray May 10, 2024

Firm Handle

A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle

Baby, you are a firm handle, Through and god damn through

by keekeekaikalloo September 6, 2024

Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.

Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.

by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024

pole handler

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once

Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go

by SamStrothers February 23, 2025

Man-Handlers

Another definition for love handles. A woman who is voluptuous around on the waist. Men cannot resist, and so they manhandle her by the waist.

While putting dishes away out of the dishwasher, my significant other grabbed man-handlers and proceeded to have his way.

by Hipmanhandler February 1, 2026