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guido

a handsome italian male who gets insulted alot by jealous american dickheads.
Yo look at dat guido!

(thinks to himself: I wish i could be like him)
by the true italian September 14, 2005
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Argentine Guido

They are an ethnic group of half breeds (Italian/Argentine) from the middle of Indonesia/Sicily and they migrated to Patagonia in Argentina. They set up tents called "All'hupwa", Which is spelled in English how it sounds. Moving as tribes, many Argentine Guidos have their own customs and traditions. One of the most famous rituals is the "Gárgara de Pelotas". It entails the beating of a cowhide while purging the soul by swimming in goat blood and eating dog scrotum. Currently the Argentine Govornment is trying to crack down hard on this ritual because many castrated dogs survive and live unhappy lives and animal rights organizations, such as PETA or the ASPCA, are opposing the natives and their customs.
"Yo look at dos crazy mofos! Dey must b Argentine Guidos or some sh@tt like that."
"Sorry we don't allow Argentine Guidos into this building"
"Please stop castrating my dog. You are like an Argentine Guido or something!!"
by TechnoPsycho October 5, 2009
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guides

Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.
"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"
by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005
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guido pirate

A short guido looking kid who thinks he's good at dancing and has his ears pierced. Also enjoys showing off his abs.
yo, guido pirate, waddup man?

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by asianyo December 31, 2010
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guido

A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy, who might look good in a speedo
by jman3485 June 7, 2011
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Guido

a (not so) young "italian" man, the lurks in the new jersey/york area, that is intrested only in the customs of fist pumping, clubbing, tanning, working out, and doing one's own hair, this is populary know as GTL(gym, tan, laundry).
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.

many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
Snooki's classy Guido/Guidette quotes

"I think my crotch is sticking out."

"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."

"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."

"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."

"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."

"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."

Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.

Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
by figure.skater June 18, 2011
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Guido

A disgrace and embrassment to the Italian people and culture and people who live in New Jersey and New York.
Person 1: "He's from Jersey? He doesn't look like a Guido"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
by hjklghyfkjgfkjj August 12, 2011
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