grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.

"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Dirty grandma

When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob

Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn

by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

grandma

the best cookie maker

person 1: ugh these cookies are sooo good
person2: ikr?!?!
person 3: MY GRANDMAMA IS THE CHEEFFFFFF

by hooman___person November 4, 2020

grandma

Most of them are pretty nice like mine but mine hates it when anyone drinks cold water 😭 🙏

Grandma: If you drink cold water then you will get cavities
Science: no

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 10, 2025

grandma fuji

soft and/or wrinkled ass

Man she's got such a grandma fuji

by grandma fuji May 10, 2016

emme's grandma

smoked for 40 years, the majority of her life. later, after quitting, she sadly passed away due to lung cancer.

you should quit smoking sooner than emme's grandma did.

by meepmeep420 May 11, 2019

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017