all over the gaff

to be completely locked outa yer face and making a tit outa yerself
OR
to be all over the gaff WITH someone is when they're riding the shite outa each other

you and him were all over the gaff WAH!
that choung one was all over the gaff last night

by Some Who Knows March 3, 2007

Graffiti

A popular pastime for poor people and children with ADHD. One of the reasons why we can't have nice things.

"Daddy, who put all that scribble on the walls?"
"It was those long-hairs from the Occupy Wall St movement. It's their way of saying they the hate people who give them money. People like us. They call it graffiti."

by Reggie_dunbar November 11, 2011

gaff

To steal or take somthing

I gaffed that bitches car

by Dirty-C February 13, 2005

snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)

Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check

by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004

gaffer

A tobacco cigarette, most notably one of the roll up variety.

Sometimes abbreviated "gaff".

Lash me a rizla, I fancy a gaffer.

by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010

gaffer

A line of Cocaine...preferably a large one

I am really drunk...I could really use a gaffer

by Hayton April 21, 2005

Gaffe

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a gaffe

"The next president of the United States is...Barack America!
- Sleepy Joe Biden

"The president has a big stick"
- sleepy slow Joe Biden

by Icy Wyte June 13, 2022