(n.) When one pulls the pants of a male down and smacks him on the head of the penis with a foot, hand, ball, bat, nail gun, frying pan, etc.
by RogerTheShrubber February 20, 2010
Get the headless goatmug. A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008
Get the goat rodeomug. Person 1: I'm such I'm the greatest of all time at Deep Throat!
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat
by Thr0atG0at March 24, 2021
Get the Throat Goatmug. The Arabian Goats Eye is a cock ring with a goats eye attached around it for extra pleasure.
Have 1,001 Arabian orgasms! Soak the Goats Eye in warm water 5 minutes before sex and place around the shaft. During erection the ring will tighten itself and with each thrust the fine hairs will stimulate the clitoris and the opening to the vagina.
The pressure of the Goats Eye can also help maintain erections. Size of an orgasm!
Have 1,001 Arabian orgasms! Soak the Goats Eye in warm water 5 minutes before sex and place around the shaft. During erection the ring will tighten itself and with each thrust the fine hairs will stimulate the clitoris and the opening to the vagina.
The pressure of the Goats Eye can also help maintain erections. Size of an orgasm!
Jonathan placed the goats eye over his rock hard penis and began instering his member into his parner (a random homeless man found on the streets of Leeds, UK). His partner chuckled with delite as the goats eye tickled his tender rectum before he screamed and Jon released his creamy load over his partners sweating back.
by Rob Hogsmith January 9, 2006
Get the goats eyemug. "Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"
"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"
"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".
by shrim December 13, 2012
Get the Goat housemug. to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.
by gotcheezed? April 6, 2006
Get the goat cheezedmug. by Feenie Feen October 27, 2012
Get the dirty goatmug.