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Dead Guitar era 

A stretch of time in popular music where modern Rock bands reduce guitar use in their music in favor of keyboards and electronics. Usually lasts about 3-5 years. This does not mean guitar oriented music doesn't receive radio airplay or that the bands in question remove the instrument from their music altogether.
The time this definition was written could be considered a dead guitar era, with the rise in prominence of bands like Imagine Dragons.
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Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.
"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2
Air Guitar by Javvino October 11, 2014

Cock Guitar 

When a man violently masturbates while rocking a sick guitar solo and head-banging harder than corpse grinder
Hey jim, last night i rocked the cock guitar so hard, next thing i knew i was the center of a mosh-pit
Cock Guitar by Devoid1436 May 26, 2015

Intense guitaring 

To place the top part of the guitar into the woman's vagina, once it slides in, strum the strings hard while flipping your hair back and forth like you're in a metal concert and then wait for juices to cover your guitar before starting your solo. Once solo is completed use the guitar and destroy it like metal guitar soloist.
Oh man, my guitar strings snapped cause I tried intense guitaring last night.

acoustic guitar

A forbidden instrument because of its power that it possesses to play the forbidden song sweet home alabama. This song is forbidden for many reasons.
A: He now owns the legendary acoustic guitar
B: How does one possess so much power?
acoustic guitar by penismanhuge December 15, 2020

Get the neck guitar 

Other than asking you to buy a mug, Urban dictionary decided it wanted Neck Guitars as well
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guitar hero 

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.
guitar hero by kewl dude February 14, 2007