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glotograph

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009
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Glipopricle

Jamie: how are you today?
Alyson: I'm glipopricle!
by aaajjjy August 14, 2010
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gloshbag

glosh·bag
gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >
Although my roommate's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!
by The Wojinator June 16, 2011
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Glutto

pronounced GLUH-toe (rhymes with "What? Oh!")

1. a social media outlet that answers "What are the best eats & drinks for ME?"; an online place for people that love food and drink

2. a shortened and more playful version of the word "gluttony"
Guy 1: Man, I have no idea where to take this super hot girl to dinner. I really want to impress her.
Guy 2: Check her profile on Glutto.
Guy 1: Genius! Yeah, I just checked it and found out she's a vegetarian and wants to check out this restaurant in the city!
Guy 2: You're welcome.
by K2maj24 August 25, 2011
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glitchfinder

(adj) - Cheat in a multiplayer online game, then lie about it to regain face.

(noun) - One who cheats in a multiplayer game; one who lies; one who starts e-drama.

(verb) - Cheating, e-dramaing.
(adj):
Oh man, that guy was being SUCH a glitchfinder; he just flew around and spawned a ton of monsters.

(noun):
Jesus Christ, stop being such a Glitchfinder, I saw you spawning 8 stacks.

(verb):
He's glitchfindering! He keeps spawning diamond blocks!
by MasterHorus December 15, 2011
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Global Nomad

Global nomad refers to people who are living an international lifestyle. They travel from one country to another without a permanent home or job and their ties to their country of origin have loosened. Most of them work in jobs that are location independent such as IT, writing, teaching, and handicraft.

Nomad originally referred to pastoral nomads who follow their herd according to the seasons. Unlike traditional nomads, global nomads travel alone or in pairs rather than with a family and livestock. They also travel worldwide and via various routes whereas traditional nomads have a fixed annual or seasonal pattern of movement, and although pastoralists are professional travellers, they move in relatively limited areas mostly walking or riding donkeys, horses, and camels. Global nomads, on the other hand, travel worldwide.
The modern-day global nomads' lifestyle has become possible because of fast and relatively cheap transportation methods as well as the communication technologies that enable people to connect in real time across wide geographical distances. Global nomads often come from Western countries. They are privileged actors: they have the financial resources to move (either they have savings or they sell their property or they get a pension) or they have the talent needed to set up a small business venture in their new location. Global nomads also hold passports that allow them to move more or less freely.

Global nomads' lifestyle is characterized by high mobility. They might stay in one place for days to months. However, sometimes the term is also used to refer to lifestyle migrants, who travel between their country of origin and their new, chosen home country.

Global Nomads have travelled continuously, internationally, and many years without a permanent home or a job. A book called Free as a Global Nomad: An Old Tradition with a Modern Twist (Drifting Sands Press, Phoenix, AZ, USA, 2012) contain interviews of 30 Global Nomads and information about the lifestyle.
by Global Nomads May 14, 2013
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glekas

When a girl has a nice slimy asshole/ass
Yo that girl last night had a nice juicy glekas
by Glekas November 19, 2016
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