foods ghost

fart, trump, ass gas, turd tornado

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'

by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008

Hoe ghost

A ghost that sucks everyone’s cock without them knowing.

Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.

by Ashhhhllleeeyyyy December 10, 2017

Dust Ghost

When you high as a mofo, driving and you start seein random crap in the corner of your eye that just looks like a bunch of dust shaped as a human in your headlight.

"Zamn felicia I was so up in the sky I saw some dust ghosts. Betta call ghostbustas!"

by Felicia MofoHigh August 14, 2016

Ghost Semen

Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.

You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."

Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"

You: "I know!"

by _Darth_Vader_ July 4, 2011

Ghost Turd

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.

Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"

by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014

Ghost Audio

The few seconds of audio a computer makes after a window is closed that was playing audio. A lul usually occurs between the closing of the window and the few seconds of audio. This usually happens with aged computers and tends to happen more and more as time goes by.

Music Player: "Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy"
- Window Closes -
3 Seconds Later...
Music Player (Ghost Audio): "'Till you die."

by Luhta July 23, 2009

beat the ghost

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.

Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.

by Emupudding September 15, 2008