Gargamel

caught lacking/ looking like a mess

I look like Gargamel.

by MADI THE BADDI February 17, 2023

Gargande

Gārganð verb. Something heavy. The act of talking heavy stuff most likely bizarre.

A group of 5 friends gargande a new word

by Futurista February 19, 2023

Gargonzo

A frat boy replacement for the word “gone”. Used in places normal people would say “destroyed”.

“Dude, Tony, my shoulders are gargonzo after yesterdays workout!”

by Bill Nye the appliance guy February 25, 2023

Gargoyle

(verb) The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, most commonly after a night of heavy drinking and questionable fast food.

I can no longer be friends with you because you gargoyled all over my bathroom during the Super Bowl party.

by wisest_wordsmith March 4, 2023

Gargalow

A large and/or oversized amount of liquid that will soon be swallowed.

"That gallon of water is a gargalow"

"I'm not gay, but if the day I suck a cock, I want to digest a gargalow of semen"
"Oh No! I must be sick! There's a gargalow of green fluid rapidly coming out of my body where the sun don't shine!"

"Big Brother!? What are you doing? Are you trying to unleash a gargalow of your holy hot sauce onto my back, while I'm stuck in the dryer??"

by mistresskittypop March 26, 2023

Gargingo

The worst slur imaginable. It is like if the N slur and the F slur had violent sex in a dumpster, then did opium while pregnant to insure the baby was born going through withdrawal.

Gargingo!
Oh my god! Did you say "gargingo"?

by Max_Snorts_Wax April 30, 2023

Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.

I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.

by Olive Lover May 6, 2023