From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
Get the The Five Commandmentsmug. by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019
Get the Five-headmug. the direct contact of two feet of different people by the side of the foot, done with both feet, only performed with shoes on; used as a counter to hand-to-hand contact like high fives, fist bumps, hand shakes, etc.
by J. S. T. March 16, 2020
Get the Corona fivemug. by Drydentested5 September 5, 2013
Get the Five headmug. by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016
Get the brown fivemug. When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
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Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
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by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016
Get the slong fivemug. Synonym for the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, arguably one of the most congested freeways on the planet.
I work in Westwood. Oh, do you have to take the horror-five to work? Yeah, I have to get off on La Cienga to avoid Carmageddon this weekend.
by Soiltek July 16, 2011
Get the Horror-Fivemug.