Fhwank Fwootah

What seriously retarded , barely functioning autistic persons call their dick

"Dude you're a fuckin idiot stop breathing around me."
"Yeah well I have a bigger dick than you do. It's a Fhwank Fwootah."
"Good one buddy. You're gonna make it. No doubt."

by IceBurgScrilla February 16, 2023

An Aberdeen Fwip

When a man puts his penis inside a women’s ear and continuously ejaculates until it comes out of her nose.

Moira do you want an aberdeen fwip

by Chilner December 21, 2020

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When you are so overly bored you decide to play the piano on your own keyboard. And not even an actual piano.

(I actually once did this.)

Let's play a song! Which one though? Maybe this one... ijowfvhjqdvjwhuofoji reohqwfhfqbq'fwbjqfwfwebwf jbalkjbkFJHwkbj|hiow

by Slogoiscool July 3, 2022

Fwerking

The act of fapping and twerking simutainiously. Some see as a dance move, others a sign of the devil.

"Dude check out this fwerking!
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"

by GandalfYoloBeans March 25, 2014

FWIW

folga wooga imoga womp

Steve: "Yo bro, what does FWIW mean?"

Cavebro: "folga wooga imoga womp"

by wambamthankyakindlymaam August 24, 2021

fwank bank

The fwank bank is part of the memory specifically reserved to retain the names of attractive people in order to later look them up on facebook and masterbate over pictures of them.

Ray: Man who was that bird, she was smoking like a bbq, i almost got a boner just looking at her.

Ollie: That was Jenny, she has a rack that would even make Jordan jealous. An you should see her profile picture it made my penis shed a tear.

Ray: Shit mate I'll save that name in my fwank bank for later.

by NBLisMassive October 11, 2010

FWB

Two friends in denial that they like each other.

"Do you like me?"
"No, Do you like me? "
No, But lets makeout anyway, FWB FOR LIFE <33

by Haaydeen April 1, 2011