fidgetation

The act of fidgeting incessantly

I had to get up and leave the bed because of my wife's fidgetation.

by Father Nature December 21, 2009

fidouchiary

The appalling behavior of a douche-bag

Leon: "That mother fucker just cut me off"

Laney: "I know that was some fidouchiary shit"

by PolaroidPrincess September 10, 2011

Fido lick

When a girl smears her vagina in peanut butter, and then lets her dog lick it off.

Hey did you hear about the girl who got a Fido lick?

No, I'm not into that kind of stuff.

by 74826748 April 9, 2014

Fidget Spinner

The actual physical form of cancer

Used to be used by ADD ADHD
Autism etc but now literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LIVING SOUL THINKS THEYRE COOL

Brad:yo check my fidget spinner out
Me: that's an autistic little toy
Brad: no it's not it helps me focus at (public area, school, elementary etc)

by RickC137 May 28, 2017

fidget spinner

The literal embodiment of Cancer

John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?

by garothehobo June 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A device marketed to help with ADHD and Autism but actually just gives the user extra chromosomes

Person 1: Check out my new fidget spinner

Person 2: Stop you are going to get too many chromosomes

Person 3: *(Inaudible)*

by 13345bob June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A toy for kids with autism and ADHD
The internet Ruined it.
Fidget Spinners are now autistic.

My friends ran a fidget spinner company by 3dprinting fidget spinner

by SwagerGoldfish June 11, 2017