Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 28, 2011

Shady Fap

The art of masturbating when others are present without being noticed, therefore, fapping on the shady.

He's got his Public Masturbator Trenchcoat on, he must be going for a shady fap on the train.

I had a shady fap at the cinema last night.

by Lawrence of Doncaster June 7, 2009

Bubble Fap

What I call bubble wrap, because it's so damn sexy.

I could bubble fap to this bubble wrap all night long. *pop*, *pop*.. *pop* *pop*, *pop*... *pop* *splat*

by Naton May 29, 2008

Locker Fap

The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.

*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.

by LandsharkWolfbane January 22, 2013

ninja fap

Its when you secretly beat off for someone else to find later.

"Every morning I ninja fap in the shower. And my dad thinks thats soap between his toes."

by dave_dew January 21, 2007

Hundred Hand Fap

"Hundred Hand Fap" is the combination to two know phrases. "Hunder Hand" comes from a Godly game called Street Fighter 2, a character named E. Honda would use a move called the Hundred Hand Slap. The last part of the phrase "Fap" i guess come from the internet somewhere. Fapping is the sound effect a male would make when he masturbates, Strokes his Wii(beats his meat)

Samir, get off street fighter and come hang out. You cant be hundred hand fagging it to Chung li and Blanka every day,
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)

by Feel J Akir October 17, 2008

bee-fap

Phoneticized version of the acronymm B.F.A.P. or Big Fucking Art Project. Term used almost instinctually by hippies,yippies, and bohos to describe an event wherein butcher paper or a large canvas is rolled out on the floor and everyone gathers around with low grade materials to make a collaborative work of art. Common themes include disembodied eyes, 'shrooms, curly-Qs, fake asian ideograms, laughing gnomes and crumbling brick walls. Due to a lack of cooperation and no knowledge of color theory or design, Bee-faps often look muddy and depressing. Finished be-faps can be found in coffee shops and co-ops around universities, or in the bedrooms of high school stoners.

Allie wanted me to come over and make bee-fap. I said I was busy. She was all, "We'll smoke a bowl, spread out bunch of fuckin' art supplies, and just make a big fuckin' art project!"

by The Garbage Man May 17, 2007