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Face Virgin

A girl who refuses to kiss her boyfriend after dating for at least a month.
Boy 1: Oh my gosh!
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
by formerfacevirgin December 5, 2011
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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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kitten face

Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.
by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011
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Genocide Face

A girl who is stuck up, conceited and hard to talk to. One with facial features expressing those of who have witnessed the Armenian Genocide of 1915. One who is hard to communicate with or difficult to understand. Must express negativity and lack of smile.
Man, the other day i could not even talk to that girl she was such a Genocide Face i just walked away.

I Gave her a rose and she rejected my Generosity, shes such a Genocide Face.
by ARM&ELI February 22, 2011
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Hobo Facing

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.
Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!
by Rammz July 29, 2012
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Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.
You and your friends all have protractor faces!!
by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015
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Doorknob Face

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.
“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”
by Wise Teller May 14, 2019
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