emotional cheating

It's not a thing.
Or, breaking up with someone for the sole reason you dont like and/ or, they stress you out and the feelings are over.
A term used by a dumb ex.

"That's emotional cheating,"

by THIS IS A JOKE IM SORRY November 13, 2017

emotional midget

A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...

emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.

by anonymous9141 June 29, 2009

Evolution of Dance

The Evolution of Dance is a very popular video on the site youtube, which let's you bring your videos to the internet. The man in the video is Judson Laipply, a now popular comedian, doing dances from a number of different songs. You can watch the video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
It is now the most viewed video on youtube.

Dude, The Evolution of Dance is the coolest video!

by KFlavin May 11, 2007

Emotional intelligence

Can change your personality depending on who you are with

Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡

by buttBuddybrandi July 28, 2019

emotional handjob

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.

That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.

by NavyChief619 June 11, 2010

de-evolution

the act of turning from a normal human being, to a raver, then a juggalo. rapidly spreading disease.

person one: whoa, what happened to grace?

person two: she's dating a juggalo, she lowered her status as a human being. she has now been reduced to hanging out in mall food courts.

person one: wow. what a blatent display of de-evolution.

by flomause October 22, 2010

emotional r-tard

EMO MEANS EMOTIONAL R-TARD.overly cocky individual who thinks they are a total bad-ass ...constantly looking dark and overcast, who tries to fit into society, yet fails horribly and yet doesn't know that they are just a cheap rip off of punk/goth. Usually raised in a good household (middle class(this refers to all emos)), there really isn't anything wrong with the "emos" life, an emo will occasionally leave his dark-colored rain cloud to lock himself up in his room to read poetry, usually of the dark and brooding genre.

slitmywristemo....occasionaly found on animefart.com's online chat. an Emotional r-tard

by Lee Cameron June 12, 2008