Ear gouging

When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.

Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.

by La'kai June 9, 2020

ear error

1. (Noun) Ear Error is a type of style of music that combines electronic, hip hop, and a variety of styles of music into a concoction of musical bliss. It is heavily influenced by futuristic/robotic sounds with a mixture of old school hip hop and rock music. The combination in theory should not work, but due to the expertise of the Producer and/or Musician the combination comes together causing the listener "Ear Error".

2. (Verb) To cause someone blissful ear pleasure by playing a sound and/or song.

1.)
Jack: Yo did you hear that song by Tito?

Dom: Brooo it was fire !
Jack: I agree bro Do you know what type of style it is ?

Dom: Brooo its "Ear Error"!

2.)
Wow your song is causing me ear error

by Mechatronica April 10, 2020

Low-ear

someone who is inbred, a total moron lacking common sense.

"joe is a total low-ear for destroying that car window" said dave.

by Chris Renaldi December 3, 2006

Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.

I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.

by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020

ear budgie

The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...

Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...

by Darth Norris December 7, 2009

Ear Warmer

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.

"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."

by Scarlettefever August 14, 2021

ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017