Ear Garbage

The endless discussion of network news commentators

The only thing worse than the presidential debates was the ear garbage on CNN afterward

by Papa Chubb October 7, 2020

Ear Hickey

When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.

“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”

by Aberash December 6, 2020

Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.

I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.

by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020

Ear Warmer

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.

"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."

by Scarlettefever August 14, 2021

Ear Fetish

When one likes their ears tingled

“Oi Summer, want me to succeed in that Ear Fetish I know you got?”

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

ear budgie

The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...

Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...

by Darth Norris December 7, 2009

Pain In the Ear

An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.

Damn, that girl is a PAIN IN THE EAR!!

by blazeitup July 9, 2011