Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

Duck Bill Blow Job

The act of putting on a duck mask and giving someone a blow job while wearing the mask.

"Lisa totally gave me a duck bill blow job last night."

by Blaze<3 October 21, 2011

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

Duck Whistle

Is a noise that only a girl can make. It happens when you fuck her doggie style and she let's out a pussy fart.

My girl gets embarrassd when I give her The Duck Whistle

by JayMetal March 10, 2009

duck of a puppy

large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.

Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.

by Zoe Mae February 8, 2010

duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

duck wack

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

by Steven beeven November 24, 2016