Dipstick

A softer way to say “dipsh*t.”
Insult; derogatory.

- Lily: Who’s that Brian you keep on mentioning in your rants?
- Sabrina: Brian? He’s that dipstick who’s my coworker.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022

Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.

Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.

by j s August 15, 2022

Dipshit

A person that would actually not bat an eyelash flushing tens of thousands of dollars on a Glorified Golf Cart, aka. Electric Vehicle

Look at that Dipshit alongside the road sitting inside his Glorified Golf Cart depleted of any charge whatsoever to propel his 5000# paperweight.

by Realmusclecarman August 20, 2022

Dipshit

Leeds united and all of their supporters

Dipshit lose to Manchester United again.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.

by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022

dipshit blitz

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out

timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you

by Screech16 February 18, 2023

Dips

Noun: Bag of dope.

Plurals: bags of heroin.

I’m gettin sick, need a dip or ten.

Yo, yinz tryin to get some dips and get lit after the show?

by White Boy Kris October 19, 2022

Dipsterbator

When you cum on a Dorito and get your girlfriend to eat it.

“This Dorito tastes salty have you dipsterbator’ed on it babe?”

by Bendover963 May 12, 2023