Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.
by JakeStar April 22, 2005
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i don't mind

Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends

You: okay Thankyou

Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive
by Swagking1010 April 14, 2016
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Don't die December

An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.
Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.
by Harvek December 01, 2020
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don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar
you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*
by just_a_bored_person March 08, 2021
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don't mess with the gucci's

Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.
by FulhamGardensPS September 24, 2013
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don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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Drink and Don't Kart

A drinking game where 4 players must be seated and play Mario Kart 64. Each of these players has their own cup filled with 1/3 of a can of beer. The cups are to be placed away from the driving area in place called pit row. Before the race starts every submits their "bid" to not come in last place, players bid a amount of beer of their choosing into a center cup. This cup can be filled to any amount between the 4 players and the loser must drink it. The race starts as normal and when a player crosses the star/finish line they must get out of their seat, run to their own beer cup, drink it, refill it to the original amount, then return to their seat and continue the race. On the final lap when the person who is in 3rd place crosses the finish line, the person in 4th place can also get up and run to their cup to drink it in hopes of out drinking the 3rd place finisher to not be the last person to finish their beer consequently not having to drink the bid cup. Pushing, shoving, and jumping over obstacles are encouraged.
Person A: "You guys wanna play drink and don't kart?"
Person B: "Hell yah, I just bought a case of PBR"
Person C: "That game is the ShizNit"
Person D: "I call Yoshi as my driver"
by KaGe22 September 21, 2010
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