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david sim

omg that guy is just a player and uses girls he must be a david sim.
by anitaovay November 23, 2021
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David Flynn

A very sexy man that defines what a man should be, an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus, a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to pass by the opportunity of talking to this man
I met a David Flynn on the weekend, he’s a great guy with a bulge the size of Mount Everest, what a man!
by A330 January 19, 2022
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David Lucan

Always a GateKeepa
Dont trust no Bich
Wont share with community, nor provide economical decisions
Filled with Draft Slots/Picks
"OMG David please run the @ stop playing"
"...... nah im good - David Lucan"
by FINACIAL ADVISOR )!)!) December 13, 2021
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David

A David is a so super sexy hot real blonde has a very big penis also pulls mad bitches!
Person 1"No way is that the real blonde"
Person 2"it must be David"

Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"
by HugePPDavid February 7, 2022
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David Cameron

(noun)

1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.

2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.
Present Perfect, First Person Singular: He has reviewed the work and can say with certainty that DAVID CAMERON is not an idiot.
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"
by Some Guy That Shall Be Unnamed February 24, 2022
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David Cobb

Going into a fit of rage over damage to articles of clothing or accessories.
You got paint on me! Your in trouble now! I’m gonna do a David Cobb right now.
by CarterHowdy(racia) March 6, 2022
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david

david is the worst person you could ever meet. 1 centimeter dick , ugly ass face and is a fat goliath.

hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
Juliana: is that david…

tiyana: i think so..
peter: not that ugly hoe
david: HEY STOP BULLYING!
by Julialovesaboogie April 23, 2022
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