Courtay

A sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.

I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to courtay with me.

by Maxwell 666 April 16, 2009

Courtney Love

trash
n.

Worthless or discarded material or objects; refuse or rubbish.
Something broken off or removed to be discarded, especially plant trimmings.
The refuse of sugar cane after extraction of the juice.
A place or receptacle where rubbish is discarded: threw the wrapper in the trash.

Empty words or ideas.
Worthless or offensive literary or artistic material.
Disparaging, often abusive speech about a person or group.
A person or group of people regarded as worthless or contemptible.

Girl: Doctor something is wrong with my vagina what is it?!?!

Doctor: ok lets take a look here.

Girl: Is it bad doctor?!?!

Doctor: Well you have what is called a STD.

Girl: I have a sexually transmitted disease?!?! What kind is it?

Doctor: Well this is a very rare kind. This kind is called the "Courtney Love".

Girl: What does that mean?

Doctor: It means you have worms in the vagina and you are fucking nasty.

by bebo January 7, 2005

Irish seven-course dinner

a six pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven-course meal or an Irishman's gourmet delight

His idea of a hot date is an Irish seven-course dinner before hangin' at the 7-11.
We had an Irish gourmet delight with some ketchup for dessert.

by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

par for the course

Another way of saying Murphy's Law.

Presumably comes from the cynical idea that one expects something to go wrong and things are going exactly as planned, just using golf as the analogy.

Person one: I'm able to answer the telephone all day and the minute I step out of the house to get the mail, that's when they call!

Person two: Well that's par for the course.

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It's par for the course that the second I'm stepping out the door for a date that I get called into work.

by An optimist with experience April 28, 2005

courtney mcgowan

the act of going tanning

lets go courtney mcgowaning after school today!

by pacooooooooo February 9, 2008

Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around

The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.

1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.

by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009

Courtney Lee

1. noun. rookie basketball player for the orlando magic that plays with a face mask because his nose has been broken many times.

2.noun. a shot when someone catches an inbound shot in mid air and then while in the air misses the wide open lay up with seconds left in the clock.
3.verb. to miss an easy shot.
4. verb. to fuck up incredibly
5.verb. to lose your teams chances of winning an nba championship
6.noun. a flaming faggot

1. Dude!!! Did you see Kobe Bryant own Courtney Lee in the NBA Finals
2. Dude there is seconds left. I hope I dont pull a Courtney Lee. - Dude 1
Dude U better not!!! -Dude 2
3. Watch this retard Courtney Lee this shot.
4. Man I really hope I dont Courtney Lee today.
5. Good thing no one on my team Courtney Lee'd last game because we won the championship.
6. That guy is a Courtney Lee!!!!

by 24lakers24paukobe June 14, 2009