Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
by a seventh grader May 03, 2022
by Not good at soccer March 10, 2022
padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
padmé is a fucking cougar
by anakinissexy March 18, 2020
An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022
by Ranimal11 April 01, 2024
Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020