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mall cop

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.
Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies
by Al June 18, 2006
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Lady Cop

A girlfriend or woman whom you've slept with that checks up on you frequently via,text,pop-up or phone calls

Any girl that you laid it down on ,and the sex was good and she likes knowing if your giving it to some other woman
Damn your phone goes off alot :It's my "lady cop" woman checking up on her "Dick"
by DetroitEatsSouls November 20, 2013
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Shit Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Fuck Cop.
"Shit Cop!" "Hide the stash!"
by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005
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Play Good Cop Bad Cop

Phrase

1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs.

2. A sexual act in which two willing partners go into a shower and the submissive partner gets handcuffed to the faucet.Then said submissive partner recieves oral sex to great celebration.
1. Ted: "Damn did you just see that girl?"

Dave: "Hell yeah I'd play good cop bad cop with her"

2. Ted: "Hey man how'd it go with that chick from the club??"

Dave: "Not bad man. Played a little good cop bad cop."

Ted: "Word?" high five
by BoxCar Racer April 5, 2009
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Bad cop

The Kickass part of an interrogation. There are three types of bad cop: Black: Usually looks like Samuel Jackson. Has a white guy pull him off the suspect when he gets angry and starts beating people up. White: Has cool shades and a black leather jacket and, opposite of his black counterpart, has a black good cop pull him off of people. Asian: Usually looks like the average cop until someone does something bad. Then, HE OPENS A CAN OF KICKASS AND LAYS THE SMACK DOWN ON DEESE FOOLS WITH SOME MUAY THAI BOXING AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM HIS EYEBALLS AS HE BECOMES ONE WITH HIS INNER DRAGON!
Man, shouldn't have messed wit dat bad cop. That Boy was Asian and kicked my unsuspecting, treacherous ass!
by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 19, 2013
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suicide by cop

Severely pissing off a police officer, who is already in a pissed off mood! Resulting in the cop killing that person's ass!
Cop; Rodney King, step out of the car, and put your hands on the roof!

Rodney; HELL NO!!!!!!!!!

Cop; DO IT NOW!!!!!!

Rodney; F--- YOU! Reaches for his gun in the passenger seat, and aims it at the Cop.

Cop; Kills Rodney with his own gun. After beating him with his Johnny-stick.

Rodney King unknowingly committed suicide by cop. When he pissed off that cop.

Also known to him by suicide by LAPD.
by Saints May 18, 2006
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cheshire cop

Cheshire cop:"hey look a nigger"!

Nigger:"oh shit better run!"

Cheshire cop:"tag and bag that nigger!"
by BigCCCC February 1, 2014
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