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GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.
Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
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Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.
Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020
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Controlling other men

What you really care about.
Hym "That's it. Controlling other men or (if you're on a the liberal end) position putting women in a position to control other men. The controlled want nothing more than for other men to be controlled with them. Their worldview is entirely antithetical to freedom. And it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The art of minimizing stress by an uncontrolled amount of procrastination whilst maximizing alcohol intake, without developing an addiction to it.
"Damn I wished i could bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce smh.."
by McBoi May 23, 2018
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Controller

A con (conniving person) who will troll you, as a fisherman does a fish and then devour you.
Watch out for the controller. There is more than one controller.
by The Sickologist May 25, 2022
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Birth control

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

it’s fine I took my birth control”
by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019
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