Going Commando

Not wearing underwear.

Not all young children urinating themselves are going commando.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018

The Clit Commander

has funny definitions on here

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Coltan

A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.

That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.

by Marshanic August 31, 2010

commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)

All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro

by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Coleman

A lesbian that looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but isn't trying to.

Hey! Is that Ellen DeGeneres?!?! Oh... no, it's just a Coleman.

by whatthefuckiswrongwithyourface June 7, 2010

Commander

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

by JKD February 24, 2003