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College Freshman Syndrome (CFS)

Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.

Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.
Example 1:

Billy:" i dont believe in God"

John:"why?"

Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"

John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"

Billy:"no.... .....yes"

John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"

Example 2:

Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"

Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."

Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"

Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"
by chicken hawk 104 December 29, 2010
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college music

Music that the general crowd of college goers, usually Jeep driving lacrosse players, will listen to. Leans toward "alternative", and is ultimately a softened down form of radio-friendly rock music.
Dave Matthews is a yuppie and makes college music.
by Emperor May 18, 2004
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Blackrock College

A secondary school in South County Dublin where wealthy parents pay €20000 a term for their son to become a professional penis.

The students consist mainly of posh wankers who argue about whose daddy has more money. They usually go to school via private helicopter and enjoy extravagant ski holidays in Andorra on bank holiday weekends. They are often seen trying to act hard despite the fact that they're driving around in their daddy's Range Rover.

A noticeable characteristic of a Blackrock student is that they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are absolute saps.
John: I'm going to walk over there and kick the shit out those four guys, simply because they go to Blackrock College.

James: Please do, but beware, their dad will most likely sue you.
by sogladidontgotoblackrock March 4, 2011
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Bates College

Bates College is an elite liberal arts school located in Southern Maine. It's student population tends to be very outdoorsy, athletic, friendly and academically focused. Batesies have many great traditions and know how to have fun!!
You didnt want to be an elitest at Bowdoin or go to boondocks of Colby...so attend the best Maine school- Bates College!
by awesome1234bates March 2, 2010
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collector

1. Someone who accumulates objects, such as antiques, trading cards or coins as a hobby.

1. A person who demands money from a borrower or credit card holder who has defaulted on paying the amount lent to them; communication is either done by phone or letter.
1. My neighbor is the biggest collector of luxury cars.

2. The more your dues, the easier the bill collector will find you.
by nottooimportant January 4, 2007
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Collector

A girl who collects guys she doesn’t intend to date. A girl who ‘calls dibs’ on guys. A girl who pretends to be interested in multiple guys because she enjoys the attention.
Girl A: Hand’s off, bitch! Bobby is mine!
Girl B: You are such a collector!
by SARS1027 October 31, 2008
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College Confidential

a place where trolls abound
college confidential sample post:

OP: discussion board for ppl who got 2400 on the SAT!

responder #1: this was my first time taking the sat. i got 2400 with no prep, plus my calculator broke halfway through so i had to do the rest of the math section by hand omgggg im so glad i did well!!

responder #2112: 2400 club unite!

me: trolls. there aren't even 2000 people a year who get 2400s.
by aarush April 8, 2010
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