Chode

A chode is a lad with a small fat penis
In school-

Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW
Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick
Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D
by Dannzz Baillie July 01, 2010
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Chode

n) A penis that is wider than it is long

n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.

n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
by thechodescarabdecoy October 18, 2015
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Chode or chodes: the nickname or street version of how to ask for (MDA) Methamphetamine aka crank aka crystal aka T. Used primarily on the west coast in more popular cities like Seattle, San Fransisco and San Diego. Don't try to use this with those you don't know it's been well identified by distribution channels to be a word used by undercover cops and I'm controlled buys in sting operations.
Yo bruv! You doing ok? Cool-cool ... need some chode, I am on deck. Ok let me know, you know where to find me.
by Evol1.3a January 28, 2018
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You ought to shave your chodes dude.
by Chad December 19, 2002
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a bunch of people who try to tell each other that the word chode is something else clearly the word chode is your "gooch" so shut the fuck up and get a fuckin life
chode:someone who dooesnt hav a life and also the "gooch"
by chinesechicken December 03, 2005
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when u have a weiner that looks like alexs
alex can suck his own chode
by um um um May 25, 2003
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A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis
yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale
by jeremy March 09, 2005
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