Catsexual 

Someone of either gender who loves cats, and is only attracted to who share the same feline friendliness.

Catgirl seeking Catboi to nap with. Am only catsexual. Please inquire @ www.Catspace.com/catgirl1234

Catsexual by catgirl wants catboi March 21, 2009

catsmeat 

Nickname given to Claude Cattermole Pirbright, from PG Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster stories.

How you get 'Catsmeat' from 'Claude Cattermole Pirbright', however, I have no clue.

Bertie: It is because the Code of the Woosters is stricter than the Code of the Catsmeats. One must never open a telegraph addressed to another.

catsmeat by PleaseFreezeMe May 9, 2005

Catstard 

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard

Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard

Catstard by walterwagner August 22, 2008

catsquib 

to scare a cat away with a loud bodily function like a sneeze or flatulence.

Marxie wouldn't move from my towel after i got out of the shower until i cut a loud one and catsquibbed her out of there.

catsquib by paytoilet April 9, 2009

Catsbredth 

The width of a normal American/Canadian Housecat

-Cut a hole in the wall 3 Catsbredth wide

Catsbredth by Hanklet69 February 8, 2010

catslock 

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and hits the capslock button.

user1: hey man

user2: hey, how's it going

user1: hanging in there. just finishiNG UP THIS PAPER I'M WRITING

user1: fucking catslock

catslock by maisonaise March 19, 2012

catspeed 

1. Behaviour typical of the nature of a cat.

2. To choose to move at the speed of light or not at all depending on the mood.

Three cats were sleeping on the lounge, I dropped my keys and in that split second one cat disappeared, one cat scratched me, the other cat rolled over, yawned, then wished me a safe journey.. Catspeed my son, catspeed.

catspeed by 1964kev May 20, 2019