Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
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"Be Candle" is a spoof song made by Middle Diddle in 2018 achieving great success with his only audience being from an app named AntiChat"
by TheJackal_1 May 30, 2018
Get the Be Candle mug.When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
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Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.
Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.
Mel: awww thanks
Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.
Mel: awww thanks
by angsty_agender April 3, 2019
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He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
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