Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.

Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.

by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019

canadian coldhole

The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.

Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!

by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

by Salty Giraffe Poo January 1, 2022

Canadian Drumstick

Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick

Me and Josh did a Canadian drumstick last night, best tasting head ever

by FrankAndTheBrick420 July 6, 2021

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018

Canadian Dodgeball

Free for all dodgeball / teamless dodgeball

Tim- "Wanna play some Canadian Dodgeball later?"
John- "Grow up, Tim"

by gdfhdfghdfghdfgh January 20, 2021

Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.

Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.

by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020