can get it 

When a woman has such a high level of beauty that one could say she can get whatever she wants, as in "it", because she's so damn fine.

Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Rashida Jones, and Kate Upton all can get it.

Girls who bite their lower lip to be sexy can get it.

can get it by Electric Juice June 15, 2011

can you quack like a duck 

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

can you quack like a duck by Hoverbacon November 4, 2015

Can I has 

Is when n00bs in gaming asks to get something just spelling it differently

"Can I has gold?" - World of Warcraft

Can I has by fourzerotwo May 28, 2012

Can't 

It is the cancer of happen. This was originated by Charlie Sheen in his famous "winning" interview. Nike's slogan is not "Just try it" but "Just do it."

Jim: "If you say that you Can't do it Rupert, then you have cancer."
Rupert: "I just Can't do it Jim. I just Can't."
Jim: "Rupert, Nike's Slogan is not "Just try it" it is "Just Do It," so just pick yourself up and go out and face your fears and concur them."
Rupert: "Thanks Jim!"

Can't by Smitty134 April 26, 2011

can handle 

the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.

When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!

can handle by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003

can of douche 

someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.

"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"

"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"

can of douche by the BORDAWG April 19, 2006

can eat more 

Used In Futurama:
The phrase was misunderstood by the Lucy-Lu-Bot to be a euphemism for taking a dump

"... and then sometimes when I feel like I’m really full, I go to the bathroom, and then I CAN eat more'
"fry that is amazing. You should tell everyone about CAN EAT MORE!"

can eat more by Patty G. September 16, 2008