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California Redwick

There are two definitions for california redwick:
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.
1) Every day I pull more and more California Redwicks from my garden, but they just seem to keep growing back!
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.
by The Awsomeness May 11, 2006
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California campfire

A bubbling hot tub, in which (Southern) Californians gather around (but not in!) in the brutal 65 degree winters to keep warm. Also, "stoking" the California campire is to turn the jets back on.
We sat around the California campfire, drinking beers and chiefin' til the wee hours of the morn.
by The Rilz February 5, 2010
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California Asshole

A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.
"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."
by ha11ster May 28, 2018
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northern californians

Mostly Karens
All of them rarely vote for Biden
They basically love googles
All of them love Teslas
Bob: "I'm from Ohio"
Mickey: "I'm from northern california"
Bob: Ew, a northern californians, I hate northern californians"
Mickey: "Well fuck the hell outta here bitch or I'll get the manager"
by GreenBean ๐Ÿ™„ March 15, 2021
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Calico

Calico's has the brain capacity of a Panda. She's not very smart and will probably forget everything. She's often in her own world and listens to SUPER loud music. Has Social Anxiety, always nervous, constantly has a worried expression, and WILL cry if confronted
Person 1: Have you seen Calico anywhere?
Person 2: Nope, but knowing her she's probably got lost
Person 1: jeeez, we better go look for her before she starts crying again
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mission viejo, california

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."
You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.
by Mike Rosh November 8, 2008
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california-rich

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.
by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007
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