King Caesar

King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.

Producer 1: Hmm… What animal is this?
Producer 2: King Caesar
Producer 1: war

by Giragoji2x June 28, 2024

Feinious Caesar

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.

“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel

That lucky-assed swimmer who knows nothing but gets into a routine someone else with the smarts has made for him to earn millions, as he squanders it on mansions, and the general materialist belongings with zero regard for the poor who are suffering, meanwhile telling himself he is spiritual and righteous for always expecting to be the biggest winner in the pool. Also a complete moron and douche for pretending to know his sport and getting depressed for hiding his insecurities. A complete hypocrite and buffoon.

Hahahaha is that Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel? I heard he recently made a face tattoo, and an eye tattoo is coming next for the vibes and for fitting into the social class!

by MatrixEnergeticWar June 15, 2025

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Little Caesar

When you pack a slice of pizza in a man’s anus and then eat him out.

Ozzy gave me an amazing Little Caesar last night.

by Swungbydiddy February 8, 2026

Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.

Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll

by Rareformed November 29, 2025

Pulling a Caesar

When you work out at the gym for a short time, then disappear and talk about how you will come back later to shut the place down. Yet no evidence exists of said event.

"He's always rushing out of here, then 'pulling a caesar' about later"

by ALPHA.POWERBUILDING November 3, 2018