cigarette

an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter

how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.

by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012

Cannabis Cigarette

A cigarette which has cannabis inside

pass me that packet of cannabis cigarettes, cheers

by Morgs January 17, 2004

Ciga-shit

A term used to describe the sudden need to take a shit during or after smoking a cigarette or similar tobacco product.

Guy: Man, I really needed that cigarette.
Buddy: Yeah, but now I have to take a ciga-shit!

by ReluktantSkeptik May 12, 2009

Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

by Brown Town Clown August 23, 2009

bite the end off the cigar

The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".

"Bro, you don't want to bite the end off the cigar or your asshole is going to itch all day"

by rccg94 July 23, 2009

cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

cigarillo

When a person bound for jail stuffs a cigar clipper into their asshole so that when someone tries to butt-rape them, they squeeze their cheeks together and it cuts off the offender's penis.

Person 1: Dude, you're gonna get raped in jail.
Person 2: Fuck that, man. I'll give that bitch the cigarillo.

by SDeezy March 4, 2008