Christolene is mainly a person who is very outspoken. They tend to attract good vibes and people tend to like them more. Christolene can also be disliked because of their blunt personality.
Christolene is fun.
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Well…what can I say about a Christopher? Very little tiny eyes. Little hands. He doesn’t give up when it comes to trying with a woman. Not very good performance in bed but can learn easily I suppose. Very attractive and hilarious. Frozen heart, he has the super power of never crying for love so be careful, a Christopher can be dangerous for you. Doesn’t talk a lot in bed and snores loads. Good for spooning and good if you’re short of money because the government will give you a pay for his disability. Also free travels if you can wait a year as a girlfriend. Time flies with one of this samples. Good hobby
by Alicorn11293 November 23, 2021
Get the Christopher mug.A lost soul on a journey for love. Unfortunately this exciting trek has taken him across a vast ocean of mucus which doesn't leave the most pleasant appearance.
Despite this he has what may be described as the perfect face structure, some may say it looks somewhat sculped and enhanced but he's all natural. That jaw line!
When it comes to his body, what can we say... Most desire for body fat figures of below 10 to get a sneak peek of those abs, well imagine what's on show when we are at 0, pure perfection.
Now we talk below the belt, the burg is not religious or magically inclined so you won't find a wizards hat. The number of crusty socks sat in landfill can be taken as testiment to the lack of sensitivity he must now have, so you ladies may think you're in for long and passionate sessions... You're wrong!
Overall he's an alright kind of guy.
Despite this he has what may be described as the perfect face structure, some may say it looks somewhat sculped and enhanced but he's all natural. That jaw line!
When it comes to his body, what can we say... Most desire for body fat figures of below 10 to get a sneak peek of those abs, well imagine what's on show when we are at 0, pure perfection.
Now we talk below the belt, the burg is not religious or magically inclined so you won't find a wizards hat. The number of crusty socks sat in landfill can be taken as testiment to the lack of sensitivity he must now have, so you ladies may think you're in for long and passionate sessions... You're wrong!
Overall he's an alright kind of guy.
Would I have sex with christoburg? No probably not.
Oh shit! Is that christoburg staring at me from across the road? It is! *Jumps into road*
Oh shit! Is that christoburg staring at me from across the road? It is! *Jumps into road*
by Darriuss November 23, 2021
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“Oh, that old thing? He’s just a stupid pig.”
“Yeah that’s what I said...”
“Oh, that old thing? He’s just a stupid pig.”
“Yeah that’s what I said...”
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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The other half to your heart. Your favorite soul. The person you feel like you can completely be yourself around. A boy who is intuitive and artistic. philosophical and deep, but also a huge dumbass in all the best ways. Christopher is a boy who is destined to move the world. Christopher is the one who you’ll never get over, the one who you’ll always hold hope for that he will come back to you one day not knowing why he left. Christopher is the greatest joy and greatest pain you will ever experience. He is the boy who is your twin flame and best friend. He is undoubtedly forever the person who you’ll understand more than anyone else, and even if you are 5,000 km away, and torn apart by bad circumstances, you’ll always hold him in your heart as if you are sitting right next to him, stroking his hair and making stupid jokes. Christopher is the boy who you would write anonymous definitions about in case he ever saw it, he is the person you would cross oceans for and write poems to and hold him when he cried. He is who you’d write songs about for the rest of your life. Not because he’s some paradigm, but because what you had together was so fucking special and incredible. He is flawed and indecisive and nervous, but in time he would hopefully realize how much you meant to him if you gave him time and patience.
The other half to your heart. Your favorite soul. The person you feel like you can completely be yourself around. A boy who is intuitive and artistic. philosophical and deep, but also a huge dumbass in all the best ways. Christopher is a boy who is destined to move the world. Christopher is the one who you’ll never get over, the one who you’ll always hold hope for that he will come back to you one day not knowing why he left. Christopher is the greatest joy and greatest pain you will ever experience. He is the boy who is your twin flame and best friend. He is undoubtedly forever the person who you’ll understand more than anyone else, and even if you are 5,000 km away, and torn apart by bad circumstances, you’ll always hold him in your heart as if you are sitting right next to him, stroking his hair and making stupid jokes. Christopher is the boy who you would write anonymous definitions about in case he ever saw it, he is the person you would cross oceans for and write poems to and hold him when he cried. He is who you’d write songs about for the rest of your life. Not because he’s some paradigm, but because what you had together was so fucking special and incredible. He is flawed and indecisive and nervous, but in time he would hopefully realize how much you meant to him if you gave him time and patience.
“It’s so unfair what happened to them, ___ and Christopher proved to me that true love was real, they deserve better”
“She really loves Christopher- He’s like the male counterpart to her.”
“Christopher just needs time i think, he is so lost in himself, and in so much conflict, it wouldn’t be good for you anyways to be with him. give Christopher space.”
“She really loves Christopher- He’s like the male counterpart to her.”
“Christopher just needs time i think, he is so lost in himself, and in so much conflict, it wouldn’t be good for you anyways to be with him. give Christopher space.”
by starlight333 November 23, 2021
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