Chris-Jan

Synonym for loser. Epitome of rock bottom. Playing dragon games all day while sucking dragon dick.

Look at that loser over there! Oh my word bru, what a Chris-Jan!

by Lvl2Wizard May 27, 2016

chris houlis

Kid who likes to play xbox, ride quads, or when he is broke suck dick for money

Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)

by JohnTheDinosaur July 9, 2011

halfprice chris

an old gay sexual devient with a british accent that preys on youngs boys. he lurks in a half price store waiting for boys all day, he beats rodents with a golf club and has a picture of himself in a soldier uniform on his wall

nicky went to buy bikini underwear from halfprice chris, he came back crying to

by layne226 June 27, 2008

Chris Walla

Guitarist in Death Cab For Cutie

Chriswalla, Chriswalla, Chriswalla.
Chris Walla is pretty hot.

by hatchbuddy July 1, 2008

Chris Steele

Bassist of canadian band Alexisonfire, known for doing front rolls whilst equiped with his bass on stage and for his godly beard

"Fuck man! That guy has a Beard worthy of Chris Steele's!"

by Rushkoff August 26, 2008

chris slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.

If Jason dosen't have my money, today, he's going get Chris slapped!

by Reducto February 10, 2009

Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014