Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

Mexican Chili Pepper by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Alaskan Chili Dog 

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo

Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!

Alaskan Chili Dog by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

finger chili 

Chili you can find at the popular fast food restaurant, Wendy's. Named after a woman placed a severed thumb in her chili, then tried to blame it on Wendy's to collect a large cash settlement.

"Let's go to Wendy's"

"Ooh, yeah, I want some finger chili!"

finger chili by hatewords August 30, 2006

Armpit chili 

When you dont shower for weeks or days and to hide the stink you keep putting in deodrant and it eventually irritates your arms and gets caked up creating a red goop

BIlly bob hasnt showered in a month and his armpit chili dripped on chad at work today.

Armpit chili by D-rock123 February 28, 2009

Chicago Style Chili Dog 

WEll though it my be a sexaul slang for a fecel fetish. It is more commonly considerd a hotdog coverd in a mound of chile and cheese that despite the fact that it has a bun needs to be eaten with a fork and knife.

im stuffed after eaten that chilli dog

Chicago Style Chili Dog by [e-mail] March 2, 2004

Columbus Chili Dog 

while a woman is giving you a bj stop and take a dump in her mouth and resume the oral sex. Crap will coat your dick then put a bun on your dick, this will resemble a chili dog and your partner will enjoy a tasty treat.

Columbus Chili Dog

Columbus Chili Dog by coolwaters October 14, 2008

red hot chili pickle 

An alcoholic shot.

Ingredients:
1.25 oz. Absolut Peppar (chilled, the colder the better)
A drop of Sriracha / Tabasco sauce

Small piece of a Dill Pickle.

Chill the Absolut Peppar & pour into an appropriate shot glass.

Put a small amount of Sriracha or Tabasco on the divot created by the webbing between the Knuckles of your thumb & pointer finger on the backside of your hand (where you would normally place the salt when taking a tequila shot).

The small piece of pickle is ideally used as a chaser. Or,

1. Lick the Sriracha / Tabasco
2. Shoot the vodka
3. Eat the pickle
4. Repeat

Because of his irritable bowel syndrome, it was difficult for Gary to drink red hot chili pickles.

red hot chili pickle by jundyjones December 5, 2010