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Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.
The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.
by shamrock2580 August 2, 2009
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chain chewing

The act of chewing several packs of gum in the course of a very short period of time after each piece loses its flavor or bubbly-ness.
yo, look at that girl. she be chain chewing double bubble.
by friggin-potatoes August 6, 2009
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Chain Chomped

When a person gets a huge lovebite from a person with braces, looks like they got bit by a chain chomp of off Mario Kart.
Josh: Milkyface got chain chomped!
by dingleberrywell March 17, 2010
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Chainfuck

The act of three or more males having anal sexual intercourse. Generally, the individuals stand or lie in a line, with the individual behind penetrating them.

As long as each individual serves as a link and does not break the chain, the act can be considered a "chainfuck". Therefore other forms of sexual intercourse can be performed by the end links, such as oral intercourse.
Male 1: "So what did you can the guys get up to last night?"
Male 2: "We were watching the game, but we got a bit drunk and ended up chainfucking eachother..."

Female 1: "I went to see my boyfriend last night, but I walked in on him chainfucking with his friends."
Female 2: "Really? Did you break up with him? Is he single now?"
Female 1: "Yeah, but he's probably gay."
by Arkinus January 13, 2013
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Definition-Chain

When you are reading a definition of something and it has several slang words in the definition of on the page itself that you become curious of and then search there definition, this cycle can last for several hours if one is not careful.
While reading the definition of 80 Flight Hoe and then had to Definition-Chain the word skeezer which then leaded me to become curious of the word Wall Slider which leaded me to the definition on wall socket sex and so on and so forth.
by Pepsix February 25, 2009
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Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.
"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"
by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011
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you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.
Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."
by AmishMistress November 20, 2015
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