"you can't have your cake and eat it too" 

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" by labkat January 12, 2009

cakefart 

When a woman squats and breaks smelly wind all over a cake, usually for a sexual fetish, but sometimes as a Sadistic revenge at a restaurant, like in a case when a rude customer pinches her ass.

Lizz bent down and cakefarted on her slave's lunch.

cakefart by Donnald June 11, 2008

piss cake 

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

piss cake by Jizzle August 30, 2003

penor cake 

the act of impreganating a cake or other baked product with your penis and giving it icing.Usually performed to a friends favorite cake just before getting the chance to eat it.

lee: hey! i dont remember having cream on my cupcake!
*eats cupcake*
you: penor cake prevails!

penor cake by TAMO? June 29, 2007

Girl cake 

An adorable name for a vagina. Especially appropriate when the owner is cute, eyelashed, buxom, and incapable of possessing anything vulgar.

F - Would you like to come over and have a slice?
M - Of what?
F - Girl cake.

Girl cake by tennesseeee January 18, 2006

funnel cake 

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries

So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(

funnel cake by ll4m4 October 25, 2006

welsh cake 

Traditional food from Wales. Used to be cooked and given to miners before they went down the pits. Traditionally cooked on St.Davids Day. Baked on a griddle, made of flour, eggs, sugar, butter/lard and raisins/currents. Delicious.

Girl: My Mam makes the best welsh cakes.

welsh cake by x0Thursday February 6, 2009