by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.
The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."
by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009

A ginger who cares for none but like 2 fucking people he seems like a dick but once you get to know him he’s pretty fun to be around
Brady is a Hoeass
by ElHehe November 27, 2021

After beating the pussy up like it offended you, blow enough cocain or hard drug in a womans ass so she develops a healthy drug addiction so she comes back hours later after you throw her out of the trap.
by Scotty94 November 12, 2017

by Jason F September 21, 2021

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
