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Birkensocks 

Wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals. Often seen in middle aged men.
I was SO embarassed because my dad was wearing his Birkensocks in public again!
Birkensocks by Bamelamelam August 12, 2017

broken horny 

When you are terrified of having sex with the wrong woman that will add issues to your life.
I'm in a broken horny state of mind.
broken horny by Black_fox January 2, 2018

Broken handjob 

The name, meaning "Bro handjob" and "Broken hand handjob", is a word used when someone's main arm is broken, leaving them unable to pleasure themselves. Thus, a bro or a hommie may offer or be asked to assist when intent on pleasure. This act is strictly NOT homosexual, as of two factors:
1: acts with hommies aren't gay, as they're hommies.

2: when finished, both participants often exclaim "No homo" which repels the gayness from the situation, reassuring themselves of their straight intent; and nothing gay was intended to be conveyed.
You: Hey, hommie, I broke my arm last Monday and I've been unable to jack it, could you help a brother out and give me a broken handjob?
Hommie: Sure thing bro!
Broken handjob by Foxzes January 22, 2018

broken door 

You seem to have a broken door
broken door by Please End My Life September 9, 2018

Borkin Chorkin 

A Scandinavian absolutely thicc bitch who makes sloppy top neat. I swear she gives head like a surgeon, she knows the male g spot. Look up on pornhub or borkinchorkin.edu for this absolutely chunky vacant muff.
Hunrik: did somebody order a pizza?
Borkin Chorkin: I ordered cock
A mouthlike contraption used by turd eaters in order to fill their tummies faster than normal people with normal sized mouths.
Pop a poopoo in Ur boken liddle boogiewoggy!!!
Boken by Grumpchester June 24, 2019